REVIEW: Love Life ‘Cruiser’ 3-in-1 Anal Tool Kit

A little while ago, I wrote my ‘sex toy resolutions’ for 2015 – these were toys that I was going to ensure that I got and reviewed for this year. We’re going well so far, and one of the products that I had listed was the Love Life Cruiser. I’d been following the development of this product for a little while. I was contacted by the kind folk over at Lovehoney a little while ago, who asked if I would review it for them. Naturally, I couldn’t turn down the offer. Unfortunately, life got in the way, and it’s taken me a little longer than usual to get the review for this written up.

But I finally have, and I can now present the review for this ‘unique’ product that calls itself the ‘first self-lubricating anal tool kit’. How did we get on with it? Well, read on to find out….

REVIEW: PULSE II Duo by Hot Octopuss

For a long time, the male masturbator market was starting to look a little tired and boring. Everything was just somehow… the same. Once you’ve tried one stroker, you’ve pretty much damn well tried them all (with a few exceptions – Fleshlight have managed to keep me on my toes, along with TENGA). I longed for something to break the mould and bring something new to the table.

Then, last year – I read about the PULSE – marketed as the world’s first ‘guybrator’ – and whilst that term may have many of you cringing, it had the desired effect. It got men talking about sex toys, and helped many people see that using sex toys is not ‘just for women’ nor is it anything to be ashamed of. The original PULSE went down a treat on our house – so when I found out they were working on a new model, I was incredibly intrigued – especially as I had pointed out a few minor flaws that had stopped me from awarding the toy full marks. There are 2 new models – the Pulse II Solo and the Pulse II Duo – I opted for the Duo model – but in terms of function, the Solo operates the same way with just one major difference. Read on to find out how we got on…

REVIEW: Fleshlight USB Sleeve Warmer

WARNING: This is a LONG review. I make no apologies as I wanted to ensure that this was as THROROUGH as I could possibly be. If you don’t want to read the whole thing, then just scroll to the summary.

Now anyone who owns a Fleshlight will know, that warming up your sleeve before use is pretty much a standard practice – no-one likes plunging their penis into a cold, wet hole (well, some of you might, but I don’t). Previously, you would have to go through the rigmarole of soaking your sleeve in hot water for 15 minutes before use – however this made a bit of a mess and is just too fussy.

Thankfully, the makers of the Fleshlight have come up with the device for you – a USB-powered heating rod which makes the process of warming up your favourite sleeve quick, easy and ensures minimal fuss. When Lovehoney asked if I would kindly review this product for them, I of course jumped at the chance – i’ve longed for something like this for ages, so I was very excited to be giving it a try. So would it live up to all I had hoped? Well let’s find out….

REVIEW: We-Vibe Touch

I’m the kind of person who gets jealous real easy. I sit looking at all of the wonderful sex toys marketed towards women, and then look at all the toys marketed towards men, and I just sit and sigh. Then I experienced the We-Vibe Tango. This beautiful little bullet (which is traditionally marketed towards women for clit stimulation) proved that us guys can get some serious mileage out of one these little vibrators. The only downside was the hard plastic casing – on the higher speeds, it could actually be quite abrasive when used against my sensitive spots (and the husband didn’t really like it either) – so now the Tango has been relegated to replacement bullet, for every time I get a toy that’s powered by a sub-standard bullet vibrator.

Then I read about the Touch. It claimed to have the power of the Tango, but was encased in beautiful, silky and squishy silicone. I must have it! Luckily (although, it’s also very very sad as well) – Vibrator Kingdom was having a closing down sale, and I was able to back one of these little beauties for under £35! I love a good bargain – it’s just a real shame it was in such sad circumstances. (We’ll miss you, Donna! x)

REVIEW: Lumunu Deluxe G-Spot Silicone Vibrator

We’ve finally made it to the end of our Lumunu reviews. And today, we get to finish on a little bit of a high note. When I was browsing their website for items I thought might be worth testing, I kept looking at this vibrator. Sure, it’s actually designed for ladies G-Spots – but the curve in that shaft, and tapered tip was begging for anal exploration – and most G-Spot toys are shaped perfectly for prostate stimulation as well.

So I added this one to my list, and hoped for the best. I later discovered that this looks awfully similar to another vibrator that’s already in existence: Oui FiFi which in turns looks like a LELO knock off. When it arrived, I hurried to get it onto charge. So, did it hit the spot, or was this another case of style over substance?

BUYERS GUIDE VIDEO: Nexus Revo Stealth VERSUS L’Amourose Rosa

One of the things I see coming up in my search terms, or sent to me via email – is ‘How does the L’Amourose Rosa compare to the Nexus Revo Stealth’ and ‘Which is the best?’

So I decided to do a comparison video here to show you. If you can’t see the video or don’t want to watch it – then continue reading after the jump where I give you the low down.

Note: Since recording this video, some of the information provided is no longer accurate – specifically the operation of the vibrations/rotations working independently on the REVO Stealth. Please see my edit in the ‘Functions’ section. The rest of the video still stands. 

REVIEW: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection

There comes a time when a product has me going backwards and forwards between ‘Love’ and ‘Hate’. Now I have to be honest – i’ve eyed the Tango up for a very long time. I’ve always been a bit ‘unsure’ whether I should really bother as I don’t have a clit, and therefore bullet vibrators just seem wasted on me. That said, I have a few toys that have removable bullet vibrators and have found that a lot of them are under-powered. The Tango is always lauded as one of the most powerful bullet vibrators on the market. I also discovered the Bullet Vibrators can actually be used by men quite easily – they are excellent at making a boring stroker sleeve a bit more exciting, and actually, when used right – can provide some delicious stimulation to the perineum and frenulum during oral sex and masturbation.

So I think I can be forgiven for being a little bit curious about this new set from We-Vibe? Yes? Well I was lucky enough to be sent the kit to test by Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. And never has a review been so difficult to write. I’ve attempted to write it at least 6 times. So why did I find it so difficult to write this review? Well read on and find out…

REVIEW: Black Pearl USB Rechargeable Prostate Massager

I’ve reviewed my fair share of prostate toys, and I think my husband was starting to get a bit jealous of all the fun I was having – but he’s definitely not ready to go to the level I’m on at the moment – so we’ve got to start it slow and small. After trying out the Rocks Off O-Boy, this did seem to spark something inside my husbands head, and now he’s starting to crave more power like I am.

The Black Pearl is produced by Vibratex – the company that first introduced the world to the Rabbit Vibrator, when it appeared in Sex and the City all those years ago. So I was already thinking that this was going to be an exceptional toy. So did it take us to paradise, or were we left adrift with no hope of rescue…