REVIEW: LELO Smart Wand

I apologise now, this review is definitely going to be a long one. I was recently contacted directly by LELO, who asked if I would be interested in reviewing the PINO for them. As I pointed out in my email back, a vibrating cock-ring isn’t really what we tend to use, and it’s quite difficult to give them an impartial review. So they asked if I would be interested in reviewing anything else for them – and I nearly went for the Mona Wave. I’ve often wondered how it would work for prostate stimulation, however I foresaw problems in the sense that if it is completely useless, my review would be skewed – as it’s not the direct fault of the toy, as it wasn’t designed to work that way.

However, I have to admit, i’ve been eyeing up a Smart Wand for a long time, but after being bowled over by the Doxy, I hadn’t really given it much thought. However, the opportunity presented itself, and I took it. A few days later, a shiny new Smart Wand arrived direct from LELO and I have to admit, I was very very excited. And I am most definitely glad I took the risk.

REVIEW: Love Life ‘Cruiser’ 3-in-1 Anal Tool Kit

A little while ago, I wrote my ‘sex toy resolutions’ for 2015 – these were toys that I was going to ensure that I got and reviewed for this year. We’re going well so far, and one of the products that I had listed was the Love Life Cruiser. I’d been following the development of this product for a little while. I was contacted by the kind folk over at Lovehoney a little while ago, who asked if I would review it for them. Naturally, I couldn’t turn down the offer. Unfortunately, life got in the way, and it’s taken me a little longer than usual to get the review for this written up.

But I finally have, and I can now present the review for this ‘unique’ product that calls itself the ‘first self-lubricating anal tool kit’. How did we get on with it? Well, read on to find out….

REVIEW: We-Vibe Touch

I’m the kind of person who gets jealous real easy. I sit looking at all of the wonderful sex toys marketed towards women, and then look at all the toys marketed towards men, and I just sit and sigh. Then I experienced the We-Vibe Tango. This beautiful little bullet (which is traditionally marketed towards women for clit stimulation) proved that us guys can get some serious mileage out of one these little vibrators. The only downside was the hard plastic casing – on the higher speeds, it could actually be quite abrasive when used against my sensitive spots (and the husband didn’t really like it either) – so now the Tango has been relegated to replacement bullet, for every time I get a toy that’s powered by a sub-standard bullet vibrator.

Then I read about the Touch. It claimed to have the power of the Tango, but was encased in beautiful, silky and squishy silicone. I must have it! Luckily (although, it’s also very very sad as well) – Vibrator Kingdom was having a closing down sale, and I was able to back one of these little beauties for under £35! I love a good bargain – it’s just a real shame it was in such sad circumstances. (We’ll miss you, Donna! x)

REVIEW: Lumunu Deluxe G-Spot Silicone Vibrator

We’ve finally made it to the end of our Lumunu reviews. And today, we get to finish on a little bit of a high note. When I was browsing their website for items I thought might be worth testing, I kept looking at this vibrator. Sure, it’s actually designed for ladies G-Spots – but the curve in that shaft, and tapered tip was begging for anal exploration – and most G-Spot toys are shaped perfectly for prostate stimulation as well.

So I added this one to my list, and hoped for the best. I later discovered that this looks awfully similar to another vibrator that’s already in existence: Oui FiFi which in turns looks like a LELO knock off. When it arrived, I hurried to get it onto charge. So, did it hit the spot, or was this another case of style over substance?

REVIEW: L’Amourose Rosa Rouge

Note: Please forgive the photos – for some reason, despite looking gorgeous in the flesh, when I took photo’s, it kept coming it out looking bright pink, rather than the luscious red colour it actually is – so I had to try and manipulate the photos slightly in Photoshop to enhance the colour to get it closer to what it actually looks like – with varying levels of success. 

The L’Amourose Rosa was one of my favourite toys of 2014. And it’s really not difficult to see why. With it’s gorgeous sleek design, deep rumbly vibrations and the fact it’s unisex all proving that L’Amourose are certainly a company to be keeping your eyes on. To this day, I still cannot find any major fault to the Rosa (except perhaps button placement). Shortly after the release of the Rosa, came the Denia (essentially a Rosa with an additional clitoral arm) making it more like a rabbit style vibrator. And then, the Rosa saw an upgrade in the Rouge.

The Rosa Rouge comes purely in red and features additional vibration settings as well as a brand new heating element, which means the tip of the Rouge now warms up to provide warming sensations internally. Naturally, I was curious as to whether this would make a huge difference to proceedings, and I was pretty certain the Rosa on it’s own was pretty damn as close to perfection as you are going to get. L’Amourose got in touch with me over twitter, and asked if there was any of their products I would be interested in reviewing for them, and of course the Rouge was top of the list! They arranged for a Rouge to be sent to me via Pasante in the UK – I was very surprised when it turned up, especially as i’d already taken a delivery of other toys that day too – Lucky me!

REVIEW: REV1000 Male Masturbator

I have to admit, this one review has been really difficult to write – for many reasons. I don’t think it’s inherently a ‘bad product’ – I just don’t think it’s something that I (or my penis) agrees with. It’s also been difficult because I requested to review this for the kind folk over at SexToys.co.uk – however I must be honest – I pride myself on my honest reviews, and I would not want to do anything to harm my integrity – I respect the readers of my blog too much to just blow smoke up your asses (although if you like that sort of thing, fair enough!).

So let’s just get onto it, shall we?

REVIEW: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection

There comes a time when a product has me going backwards and forwards between ‘Love’ and ‘Hate’. Now I have to be honest – i’ve eyed the Tango up for a very long time. I’ve always been a bit ‘unsure’ whether I should really bother as I don’t have a clit, and therefore bullet vibrators just seem wasted on me. That said, I have a few toys that have removable bullet vibrators and have found that a lot of them are under-powered. The Tango is always lauded as one of the most powerful bullet vibrators on the market. I also discovered the Bullet Vibrators can actually be used by men quite easily – they are excellent at making a boring stroker sleeve a bit more exciting, and actually, when used right – can provide some delicious stimulation to the perineum and frenulum during oral sex and masturbation.

So I think I can be forgiven for being a little bit curious about this new set from We-Vibe? Yes? Well I was lucky enough to be sent the kit to test by Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. And never has a review been so difficult to write. I’ve attempted to write it at least 6 times. So why did I find it so difficult to write this review? Well read on and find out…

REVIEW: Black Pearl USB Rechargeable Prostate Massager

I’ve reviewed my fair share of prostate toys, and I think my husband was starting to get a bit jealous of all the fun I was having – but he’s definitely not ready to go to the level I’m on at the moment – so we’ve got to start it slow and small. After trying out the Rocks Off O-Boy, this did seem to spark something inside my husbands head, and now he’s starting to crave more power like I am.

The Black Pearl is produced by Vibratex – the company that first introduced the world to the Rabbit Vibrator, when it appeared in Sex and the City all those years ago. So I was already thinking that this was going to be an exceptional toy. So did it take us to paradise, or were we left adrift with no hope of rescue…