REVIEW: Fleshjack Vibro

Long time readers of the blog will know that over the past year, I have rekindled my love for the Fleshlight/Fleshjack. I have to admit, not many other manual masturbators can match the quality and sensation of one of these little beauties – and i’ve yet to have a really bad experience with one. I never thought it was possible to improve on an already winning idea, but as my husband found out recently – you could!

The Fleshjack Vibro is a regular Fleshjack sleeve that hides a couple of little secrets. This was kindly sent to me by the lovely people over at sextoys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. So it ticked all the boxes for the Mr, would it tick all the boxes for me? Well let’s find out, shall we?

REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme ‘Fuck My Cock’ Masturbator

Being a sex toy review can be hard (pun intended). Whilst I generally tend to prefer the higher quality, luxurious items – I know that not all of my readers can afford to spend £150 on a prostate massager or £60 on a masturbator. So I need to explore the cheaper alternatives for those who are on a budget. But this is not without it’s problems.

Pipedream are a company who have received some mixed press in regards to some of their products (which i’m not going to get into here), meaning some bloggers will not touch their products. However, I personally enjoy their ‘Icicles’ range of Glass Dildos – and I can’t very well stand here and tell you to not consider purchasing Pipedream toys, when i’ve lauded over their glass products. So regardless of what you or I may think of a company, i’m basing my review on the pure aesthetic and function of the toy, rather than anything else.

This was also sent to me by sextoys.co.uk in exchange for an honest review – and that is what i’m going to do.

REVIEW: Fleshjack Boy’s ‘Austin Wilde’ Ass

So I think it’s certainly safe to say, that over the past few months, I have become a huge fan of ‘Fleshjack’ (Fleshlight) despite my initial aversion to them – but that’s all in the past now. Just a few weeks ago, the lovely Emma from Sextoys.co.uk contacted me and asked me if I would like to review some more items for them – so I happily browsed through their extensive selection, and after trying out a couple of the Fleshjack Boy’s Dildo’s (Brent and Mick) – I thought it would be nice to give one of the actual masturbators a try – even if part of it was just because I loved the powder blue colour case!

As usual, Sextoys discretely and promptly shipped out my little treasure trove of goodies, and inside was the Austin Wilde Fleshjack! For those who haven’t read any of my previous reviews from the Fleshjack Boy’s range – these are a series of dildos and masturbators that have been moulded from some of the hottest (open to opinion) stars in the world of gay porn. Now, I wouldn’t say I have a particular fantasy to be doing it with Austin – sure he’s hot in an ‘obvious’ sort of way – but at the same time… mama, may I? So how did Austin shape up? Well let’s plunge right in… (ooer!)

REVIEW: Fleshlight USB Sleeve Warmer

WARNING: This is a LONG review. I make no apologies as I wanted to ensure that this was as THROROUGH as I could possibly be. If you don’t want to read the whole thing, then just scroll to the summary.

Now anyone who owns a Fleshlight will know, that warming up your sleeve before use is pretty much a standard practice – no-one likes plunging their penis into a cold, wet hole (well, some of you might, but I don’t). Previously, you would have to go through the rigmarole of soaking your sleeve in hot water for 15 minutes before use – however this made a bit of a mess and is just too fussy.

Thankfully, the makers of the Fleshlight have come up with the device for you – a USB-powered heating rod which makes the process of warming up your favourite sleeve quick, easy and ensures minimal fuss. When Lovehoney asked if I would kindly review this product for them, I of course jumped at the chance – i’ve longed for something like this for ages, so I was very excited to be giving it a try. So would it live up to all I had hoped? Well let’s find out….

REVIEW: Fleshjack ‘Sex In A Can’ Cherry Pop by Fleshlight

Over the past few months, my appreciation and admiration for Fleshlight/Fleshjack has been re-ignited. Sure they may be big; bulky and a massive pain to clean – but with the right care, these babies will last you a long time and you know what? They feel frickin’ amazing too.

I really liked the ‘Flight‘ – mainly because it was smaller and much easier to hold and use. So when I saw the ‘Sex In A Can’ range – I just knew I had to give these a try. Now we tried the ‘Count Cockula‘ a few weeks back, and I absolutely loved it, despite it’s slightly creepy aesthetic. The ‘Cherry Pop’ is just simply an ass-in-a-can. No ifs or but(t)s about it. So how did score? Well read on to find out….

REVIEW: We-Vibe Touch

I’m the kind of person who gets jealous real easy. I sit looking at all of the wonderful sex toys marketed towards women, and then look at all the toys marketed towards men, and I just sit and sigh. Then I experienced the We-Vibe Tango. This beautiful little bullet (which is traditionally marketed towards women for clit stimulation) proved that us guys can get some serious mileage out of one these little vibrators. The only downside was the hard plastic casing – on the higher speeds, it could actually be quite abrasive when used against my sensitive spots (and the husband didn’t really like it either) – so now the Tango has been relegated to replacement bullet, for every time I get a toy that’s powered by a sub-standard bullet vibrator.

Then I read about the Touch. It claimed to have the power of the Tango, but was encased in beautiful, silky and squishy silicone. I must have it! Luckily (although, it’s also very very sad as well) – Vibrator Kingdom was having a closing down sale, and I was able to back one of these little beauties for under £35! I love a good bargain – it’s just a real shame it was in such sad circumstances. (We’ll miss you, Donna! x)

REVIEW: Sliquid Ride Rub Stroke Oil

I was contacted by the lovely folk over at Belle De Soir, who asked if I would kindly review some new Sliquid products they were planning to stock. As I have never tried anything by Sliquid before, I was of course happy to accept the challenge. I received 4 products to try: Ride Rub Stroke Oil, Ride Razor Body Shave Cream, Ride Bodyworx Rock Delay Spray and Ride Bodyworx Silicone Lubricant. The remaining reviews will be coming over the next week or so. Today, I am happy to present my thoughts and findings on the first of these products: the Rub Oil.

I’ve used products that have been specifically marketed as masturbation lubes – however these have all been cream style lubricants that become slicker as they warm up. This is the first ‘masturbation’ oil that I have tried, and needless to say I was very intrigued. So how did we get on? Well let’s find out, shall we?

REVIEW: Lumunu Real Deluxe Pussy “Sweet Sixteen”

In the words of John Cleese… And now for something completely different. So just before christmas, I was contacted by a german toy manufacturer called Lumunu, who asked if I would be interested in reviewing some of their products, as they were trying to break into the english market. I of course said I was more than happy too, and I was able to choose the products that I was most interested in reviewing. One of those items was a “Sweet Ass” masturbator. When the package of goodies finally arrived in January, I was a little surprised to see that instead of the ass I requested, I was sent a vagina. Now I could have complained, and demanded that I be sent the right product – but at the same time, i’m trying to diversify and attract new readers… and at the end of the day, it’s not ‘real’… So for science, I said “Oh what the hell! How bad can it be?”

Among some of the other items that Lumunu sent included 2 vibrating butt plugs, a stainless steel butt plug, an anal vibrator and a silicone g-spot vibrator. Review for these will be coming up over the next week or so. So stay tuned. But for now, let’s see how I got on with my first vagina.